Thursday I'd be preparin' to launch PrrressWench with Peter Leeson, who has written "The Invisible Hook," (get it?), a history of the democracies that we call historic pirate society. 'Tis an eye opener and no mistake.
I needed PIRATES who'd be ready to say "ARRRGH" a lot in the background.
And then I needed rum! A lot of rum!
How did the pirate raise his mast?
He used a wench!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?